Do I Sound Elderly?

When we bought our house, this glider sat on the front porch.

Plain but sturdy and nice to sit on while drinking your morning coffee. Do I sound elderly? But need I say plain again?

I finally decided to paint the thing.

Instead of purchasing paint, I decided to be resourceful and use what I already owned. Let's see...gray, white, or vintage green? I went with green because white's too typical and gray is just boring!

With a little spray paint primer...well, because I'm lazy and it's easier.

 And a coat of one of my favorite colors, I think it turned out well.

And of course the infamous Instagram shot for a cool effect. :)